I messed up my self-haircut. Sigh...

It's been a while since I started cutting my own hair. I cut my bangs and the sides myself. I find I can control it better and get the exact look I want compared to going to a salon.
I also tried doing the back of my head myself, but since I was using scissors, it kept coming out uneven and wasn't going the way I wanted. I ordered clippers today, and they arrived, so I used them. They help with the sides, but
I just went by feel on the back and ended up looking like a white dog (bald patch). lol. I ended up with a huge bald strip right down the middle, so there's no way around looking like a white dog now.
Since it's winter, I'll just wear a hoodie and keep the hood up. Sigh... I've been cutting my own hair for a while, but this is the first time I've messed up this badly. Up until now, I've used scissors instead of clippers, so even if I messed up, it would look decent again within a week.
With clippers, I think I'll have to wear a hat for at least a month... The front looks fine, but the back looks like a comedy penalty haircut.