Is this even an alliance? Is this what an alliance looks like??

In a country that calls itself an ally,
the only things they do are
thinking about how to harass their allies more?
How can they squeeze even more out of us?
They're just acting like complete idiots.
What kind of alliance is this?
They just think of us as their lackeys.
At this point, I seriously doubt if those crazies across the ocean are providing us with any actual help.