10 advantages of living as an unattractive, short man.txt

Height: late 160s cm / Weight: late 80s kg
1. No one is interested in me. On the other hand, it's comfortable.
(I worked part-time at a convenience store for 7 years and never once had anyone ask for my number. Other male and female part-timers got asked for their numbers and even became couples. And customers even stalked the pretty part-timers.)
2. When walking down the street, young women avoid me on their own.
(If I stare because they are pretty, they make an extremely unpleasant face and walk past even faster)
3. No need to bother grooming myself. There's no hope to begin with.
(I just keep it clean. I have to make a living, after all)
4. Sometimes when I go to adult entertainment venues, the ladies treat me comfortably.
(They seem to find me easygoing and don't stay on guard. We get close easily and the awkward atmosphere disappears quickly)
5. Male colleagues I became close with through work always feel comfortable showing me pictures of their girlfriends.
6. I am 29 years old. I'm still young, and I can't even imagine how comfortable it will be when I'm old.
7. My phone never rings. It's damn comfortable because there are no bothersome human relationships.
8. When I'm lonely, I can just take some emergency cash and go to an establishment, so I don't have to deal with annoying, emotionally draining dating.
9. Even neighbors don't even exchange nods. It's good not having to bother with formalities. (Is this just the general vibe these days?)
10. I can walk around my house in just my underwear with all the windows open and no one cares. If anything, the lady in the building next door just closes her windows in creeped-out horror.
The world is indifferent. It avoids me on its own.
It's damn comfortable.