That's because you're an uneducated, old Bobe 1-jjik fossil, a bribe-taking zombie of Hyun.

It's because you're one of those Bobe 1-jjik bribe-taking zombie fossils and cockroaches—those brainwashed, elderly 40s-60s 1-jjik fossils who go around posting hateful content filled with all sorts of sexual insults and vulgarities on internet message boards.