Now that I look closely, this thing is straight-up lying??

Not only is it trying to mimic a human, but it's also straight-up lying ^^

I wiped myself with a chestnut burr
Hey kid, a human shouldn't do that
Nom-u-yen
No Dae-jung
Neum-eu-yen
Miryang Pork Soup
dlwoaud12
No-mu-han-no-mu-kun
926
Gaegalbo Hye-gyeong
Lichi
Parv's eureka
Hailey, the protagonist of stir-fried dried seaweed
Dummy