Why I envy the Right-wingers even though I am Left-wing

Our Left-wing side only has people like
Jung Chung-rae, Kim Min-seok, Seo Young-kyo, and Lee Jae-myung lol
But the Right-wing has Han Dong-hoon! Ahn Cheol-soo! Lee Jun-seok!
They are all true geniuses, and even their private lives are saint-like,
plus they are all highly capable....
I feel a sense of reality check every single day being on the Left.
This is just the facts lol