I want to make money through turnkey services too

I cannot do YouTube broadcasting,
conduct public opinion polls,
or provide election consulting,
but if I post on Bobae Dream,
post on Ddanzi,
and post on Maebul Show,
I expect to wield massive influence.
To all you "Octopuses," as soon as you commission me,
I will provide consulting at 80 won per post and 10 won per comment.
Immediately after deposit,
I will pick up my pen
to drive down Lee Jae-myung's approval ratings.