Hey guys~ Please share some of your military stories

I'll start first lol
1. The battalion commander sold cooking oil and chili powder to the supply sergeant, then framed the cook and sent him to the Army prison.
2. A con artist in the battalion forced a transfer from the rifle company to the headquarters company, then posed as a grandson of a wealthy family to drain the bank accounts of the unit officers and ended up in prison.
These two incidents happened only 1-2 months apart.
Because of these two incidents, the battalion commander's "accident-free" record was completely shattered.
I felt inspired to write this after seeing a post about military accident-free records.